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Man Arrested After Selling 'Artisanal Human Brown Logs' at Farmers Market for $47 Each

Authorities say Dale Purvis, 44, moved over 200 units of human fecal matter branded as 'heritage compost' before a single complaint was filed — and that complaint was about the price.

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