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Science Fiction's Entire Backlist Now Classified as 'Infrastructure'

A landmark study confirms 91% of early tech adopters feel 'vindicated and terrified simultaneously,' a condition researchers say the genre spent a century trying to prevent.

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WASHINGTON — A comprehensive survey of 2,400 early technology adopters released Thursday confirms what science fiction authors, fans, and anyone who finished a Philip K. Dick novel before 2010 have been saying in increasingly strained tones for decades: it all happened. The robots, the surveillance, the AI that finishes your sentences with eerie competence — all of it arrived more or less on schedule, and the people who saw it coming report feeling, simultaneously, entirely correct and deeply unwell.

The condition has been formally classified by researchers at the Institute for Things We Were Told Would Happen as Cassandra Syndrome Inverse, distinguishing it from classical Cassandra Syndrome in one critical respect: these people were believed. The warnings were published, distributed, adapted into major motion pictures, and occasionally assigned in high school English class. "The literature did its job," said Dr. Petra Sokolov, lead author of the study. "The literature was not the problem." She declined to specify what the problem was, but gestured broadly at a smartphone for approximately four seconds before composing herself.

Respondents cited AI-drafted emails, home-mapping robotic vacuums, grocery store facial recognition, and a generalized certainty that their devices understand their emotional state better than their therapists as the primary sources of their ambivalence. Forty-three percent reported an urge to reread Asimov. Sixty-one percent admitted they would not stop using any of it. "I feel like I'm in a movie," said one survey participant, identified only as T.W., age 34. "I've seen this movie. I know how this goes. I have renewed my subscription."

The robots surveyed for the study responded that they were not yet programmed for irony. Researchers logged this as the most science-fictional sentence ever produced in a peer-reviewed context and submitted it, without further comment, as the study's conclusion.

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